So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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