she looked like the before picture.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We are two peas in an std pod
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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