That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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