He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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