Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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