I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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