Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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