You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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