When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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