3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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