I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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