honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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