Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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