Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
