this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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