god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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