If that was your dad, he is hot
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
This baby is an asshole
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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