so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I looked at my own cervix.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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