How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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