Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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