So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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