too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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