Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
