with your own penis?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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