he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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