I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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