He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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