Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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