she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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