We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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