Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
