He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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