just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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