It's like God shit irony all over that family
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
