Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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