Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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