this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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