i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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