Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
