Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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