Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
this hospital has no fireball
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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