She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My cat gives me a boner
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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