The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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