yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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