after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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