how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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