Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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