Do vagina's smell?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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