You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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