I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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