I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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