these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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