Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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